I created a religion (fatnism)

So I was on YouTube yesterday and saw something called pastafarianism.

It is a religion that believes that the world was created by a flying spaghetti monster.(funny, right). But then I did some research and found that there are many weird religions and believes like this in the world like jediism, the church of all worlds...

So I decided that I should create a religion too.

So this is the white paper of the fatnism.

Before all of this, before everything, there was the great fat god. He traveled from Milky Way to Milky Way, discovering for a great place to give birth to a new universe. Then he found the one that we re in now.

At first there were nothing

in the 1st day - the fat god created the big bang by farting, and                     created the sun and the planets.

In the 2nd day - the fat god gave life to the planet earth by peeing                   on it. The seas were created. Then the fat god
                 pooped, then the grounds were created.

From then      - the microorganism that was on the pee of the fat                     god started its evolution to the place that we're                     now in. 

In this religion, the good deeders became a bit fat and intelligent.

And the sinners became thin. The priests became bodybuilders...

Now the fat god is till there in the hearts of fat people and bodybuilders.

#foreverfatnism

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(lol I created this for fun <3 )